Once again, Gavin wins. We were talking about middle names, so I told him how Mom and Dad met in high school in English class and we really liked the book "The Great Gatsby", and that's how he got his middle name.
Gavin: Did all the people in high school have kids?
Mom: No, people in high school didn't have kids, and neither did Mom and Dad - you weren't born yet.
Gavin: Oh - then where was I?