You know your couponing and deal buying is out of control when...
Gavin - "Mom, can I have these Combo's?" (I never buy junk like that unless it's practically free, and then I toss it in the pantry unannounced for him to find for a treat)
Me - "Yes, Gavin, you can have some."
"Did you get them at Target?"
"were they on sale?"
Me - "Sam, come here and lay down, we need to change your diaper"
Sam - "no, dude!"